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The New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First delivers a new collection of thirty 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess. Another installment in Tucker Max's series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole" and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang - literally and figuratively. In this book, you'll learn:
* How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School
* Why Halloween is really awesome
* How to subtly torture a high-strung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment
* What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth
* Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van
As we've come to learn from Tucker, assholes do finish first...but everything comes with a price.
The Cancun stories
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Why Halloween is awesome
Fat girls cross Tucker, hilarity ensues
The deadliest vacation
Sexting with Tucker Max: mean
The fight stories
Meet my friend Hate
Tucker runs a wine tasting
The ex-girlfriend threesome fallout
In the truck
The (almost banned, now complete) Miss Vermont story
Tucker Max, knee abuser
Sexting with Tucker Max: A/S/location, locations, location
The law school weddings and bachelor parties
Epilogue: The retirement
All of our books are second hand, and while you may not get the exact copy shown in the picture, all of our books are in very good condition. Removing stickers from a book may damage it, so we refrain from doing so. If you see a price sticker on a book, please ignore it.
