Product Description
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation:
John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: Fucking-A. should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the fuck not?
Mary: Fucked if I know-Oh, fuck! I just remembered. It got fucked up in the wash.
John: Well, fuck the opera. Let's stay home and fuck.
Mary: Good fucking idea.
English as a Second Fucking Language (ESFL) is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements.
Page after page, ESFL provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional damn and shit to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final Fucking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!
All of our books are second hand, and while you may not get the exact copy shown in the picture, all of our books are in very good condition. Removing stickers from a book may damage it, so we refrain from doing so. If you see a price sticker on a book, please ignore it.